Rockstar

Santana Moss’s fourth quarter touchdown led to the image of the game, seen above. First he whirled his arm at his side, then he pointed the football to the stands and swiveled from side to side. And the meaning?

“What was it?” Antwaan Randle El wondered. “I know he was doing something with his arms. I don’t know.”

“Like a Gatling gun, huh?” guessed Casey Rabach, which is also what several media members had thought.

(”You crazy? I’m not trying to shoot anybody,” Moss responded. “I can’t shoot in the stands, I can’t shoot the fans.”)

Which left, what, winding up the hose? Cranking up the stadium blinds? Firing a fast-pitch softball?

“Santana thinks he’s a rock star,” explained rookie receiver Devin Thomas, and indeed he was right. Moss said today that he was first winding up his “gittar,” and then “just partying like a rock star.” And the style of rock?

“What you mean what style?” Moss said with disbelief. “Metal. Hard. Heavy. It was electric, but it was heavy metal. You didn’t hear it? You didn’t hear the stands? They was rocking, and I was rocking with them.”

And so, among other things, we learned today that the Moss has been to one rock show in his life. It came about a decade ago while he was in college, when he went on a class assignment to see “some band.” We learned that he considered his pyrotechnics in line with Kiss and Guns N’ Roses, “when the fireworks are behind you and everything.” We learned that his son plays Guitar Hero all the time, and that he tried it once. “I sucked,” Moss said.

But when he got into the end zone for a key score after two straight frustrating weeks, the musical impulse took hold, without any previous planning, and suddenly this Moss had turned into a Rose. Way to stay current with the Guns N’ Roses and Kiss references, by the way.

“The stands was rocking, [fans] were rocking and I just wanted to rock,” Moss said. “I don’t know if I’ve got any more celebrations in me. I’ll just throw it to my homeboy,” he said, flashing his Sean Taylor 21 gesture, “and keep it going like that.”

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